Terminacow
The Statue Pokémon
For some reason this Pokémon wears a pair of sunglasses and seems to have a wired microphone on its cowbell wire. Its body used to be composed of cylinders but now it's more rectangular and sharper. Weirdly enough, this Pokémon has been present in Dakias for hundreds of years, and even brought the concept of sunglasses to medieval peasants. People usually just threw the mini microphones away. Regardless, after numerous testings, we only discovered that the microphone had a microscopic logo on it named "AirNet." We could not deduce what AirNet is or what its relation to this Pokémon is. Its sunglasses also have an odd flickering light, suggesting it might be recording its surroundings. Many conspiracies were birthed from the existence of this AirNet, but it would be illogical and unprofessional to judge. Also, this Pokémon is capable of speech, but it speaks in a robotic voice and denies AirNet exists. If you don't look at it, it could say "I will be back," and it will leave, then come back at a random time when you don't see it. Its insides are very much the same odd liquid mercury that's edible. This "meat," if you could call it that, is considered a delicacy. Just don't bring it to a Kanto-style BBQ — they would probably look at you weird.
